Harley's week off

[Mud]

Is it true, or did I just dream this?

Don't drink beer, and then open a bottle of wine and drink the wine from the beer glass btw. I think I had my flow still set to beer, and man was I smashed yesterday.

Took a bath, crawled into bed and woke up at 21h30. Asked Barbara why she hadn't woken me up earlier cause I still had to eat and take a bath. So it's one black hole
I'll have to check my debrief log tonight when I'm home to see what happened in the air

Gonna fly on tea from now on!

[Harlequin]

LMFAO!!

You were confusing the shit out of me yesterday! After our SEAD strikes in Pyongyang, you took some damage but would not (could not?) confirm with anyone just how badly you were damaged. You insisted you were "ok". BUT, you continued to loiter right over downtown at around 4,000 ft... just circling and circling, despite us talking a few times about moving away from the city to get to our alternate.

Eventually i circled back to Pyongyang and flew down to get a visual on you to see just how bad things were. Once you made visual with me you started heading towards the alternate... then i got sniped by AAA and lost my HUD and MFDs. Spaz had to commandeer an F-14 and lead me to the alternate, where i skidded off the end of the runway and eventually crashed and burned.

Thanks for the flight... i guess. LOL!

Oh yeah, and you started going off on me about my "bad language" and saying how upset Barbara was at my dogfight post! Funny shit... oops, i mean "poop", yesterday.

[Mud]

LOL ... Jeeeezzz!

Debrief.txt didn't make me any wiser. Last recorded flight there is the one Ty and I flew in reg Korea. I was gonna ask you if I made it home in 1 piece, but I see a new death in my logbook ...

One of the few things I remember is buddy spiking you a couple of times to let you know:
a) I'm there
b) I'm really annoying

Gonna see if I can wash the shamered of my cheeks with something

[ram22]

Yeah that was funny Steve telling me about you flying circles over P'yongyang, I was LMAO!!!

Yesterdays' flights were great too. I left here, took my headset and wanted to get back on TS to listen to you guys continue flying but had to cook dinner and then Michelle's ex fucking called and gave her shit about her not answering her phone and if that little fucker was here in TN I would have gone over and kicked his ass.

[ram22]

So what the hell Steve. You were on yesterday but haven't seen you around all day today. Did you get all shitty faced last night and are hung over like Kris??

HAHA

Doesn't matter, I'm at Michelle's and can't fly, can only get on TS to BS.

Brian

[Harlequin]

Although my wife and kids are gone for the week, my job is not.

I'll be on tonight when i get back from the gym. (2100 +/-)

[ram22]

Excuses, Excuses!!!!

[Harlequin]

so hot...

[Mud]

I'd call in sick on a week like this!

[Harlequin]

I'd call in sick on a week like this!

Thought about it... and still thinking about it. We'll see how the rest of the week goes, maybe i'll duck out on friday.

[Mud]

I'm having a crappy cold atm, so I'll probably not be flying in the next 1 or 2 days. Damn kids are like a disease lure.

I'm off earlier on Fridays, so this could be good. Now we just need to have Ram build his machine instead of staring at his sig a whole day

[Harlequin]

She is so hot...

[Mud]

She could be 3ft for all you know. Heck, she could not be a she

Heck, I'm only jealous cause all I got is an A-10 humping sig.

[Harlequin]

She could be 3ft for all you know.

Don't care.

Heck, she could not be a she

See above.

[ram22]

HAHA, she's my bitch, leave her alone!!!!

Since I'm 6' 4", her being 3 ft tall would be JUST RIGHT!!!

Brian

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