Re: WTF

by ram22 2012-07-16, 5:36 pm

Okay, that's it. If no one ever wants to fly until midnight then I'm divorcing all you BIATCHES!!!

WTF Middlefinger

Brian

by JBlaze 2012-07-16, 6:40 pm

Ahh the daily topic. Lol

by ram22 2012-07-16, 7:15 pm

by Harlequin 2012-07-16, 7:31 pm

Nice emoticon!! Want a hug?

by Spaz 2012-07-16, 11:26 pm

divorce = alimony

by ram22 2012-07-17, 11:10 am

Spaz wrote:divorce = alimony

No problem. As soon as I start getting it from my wife, I'll start handing out wads of cash!!!

Harlequin wrote:Nice emoticon!! Want a hug?

Yes, from that H-O-T, HOT LADY I was telling you about. Man she was at work today O_O, I kept dropping rolls on the ground cause I couldn't keep my eye BALLS off her!!!! Shocked

Brian

by Harlequin 2012-07-17, 11:53 am

Keep it in your pants!! LOL!

by ram22 2012-07-17, 12:31 pm

Harlequin wrote:Keep it in your pants!! LOL!

Mom used to say that to me and my brother when we were young.

I did until I met this chick in Pensacola Florida when I had just joined the Army.

I had done basic training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina and then my schooling for my job was in Pensacola on a Naval Technical Training Station.

She was a cook in the Navy. One of my buddies was trying to date her. He made the mistake of bringing her to a party and introducing her to me.

I really didn't have any interest in her although I struck up a conversation. In the meantime, my buddy went somewhere's, not sure now. And she told me she only went to the party to meet other people, that my buddy gave her the creeps, ahahahaha

Anyways, we ended up going out that night. We were leaving the bar we had gone to and she asked if I wanted to go over to a couple friends of her's house. They lived of base. So of course I said sure. She didn't tell me who the friends were.

We get there and it's two other girls Shocked

I was thinking, oh lord, what have I got myself into, I was a virgin at the time, lol.

NOW THIS IS A DREAM CUM TRUE!!!!!

The two roomates had just prepared dinner, so things were going good. They were very friendly.

The bad news, the two roomates were lesbians. Okay, now 4some Sad

Anyways, we ended up staying in the living room that night. On the couch. I really didn't expect anything to happen as it was the first night I was with this girl.

After a bit of kissing, of course I ended up rubbing her boob(which were BIG BTW) and she started moaning all to hell, it actually worried me at first as I thought I had hurt here. That was not the case.................

And the rest is HISTORY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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